NONSENSE VERSE'S

There was a man called Muff
Who was made of feathers and fluff
He went to the sea
And made love to a flea
And they got up to some stuff!

There was a tall boy called Kinda
Who was made out of bricks and timder
He was married to a dork
Till he killed her with a fork
Now he's a loner called Kinda.

There was a nice girl called Gail
Who married a bloke called Dale
They had lots of babies
Now he's got rabbies
So she went out and married a snail.

There was a girl called Anna
Who had the head of a spanner
She tried to get high
With the pie in the sky
Then died when she got hit by a hammer.

There was a young girl called harri
Who always refused to marry
She lived all alone
With a fish and bone
Then met a queer frog calld barry

There was a silly girl called laura
who drugged herself up with flora
she went really mad
and married her dad
then got killed by her mum wizadora

There was a small girl called elli
who made her home in a welly
she went on the net
and there she met
a boy who was rather smelly