CDCC FACULTY IN 'MACBETH - A PARODY'
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One afternoon Mr Bayliss sat in his office minding his own business, while up the staff room, Mr Terry and Mrs Johnson were planning revenge on him. Mr terry, not satisfied with his job as head of the science department, fancied himself as being princepal of the school full of Loonies. The plan was to dispose of Mr Bayliss in an awful way, so Mr Terry could finally become princepal. Although mrs Johnson would love to be princepal, she knew she couldn't for she is a woman. And women do NOT run schools, especially one's full of stark raving mad lunatic children and very emotional teenagers.
That evening, the plan was put into action.
Mr Smith and Mr Ward stood guarding Mr Bayliss's office, as they usually did in the evening. After a while they got thursty and decided to go and get a drink. Little did they know about those drinks, for Mrs Johnson had drugged them. Both teachers keeled over and died due to ecstasy overdose. Quite how Mrs Johnson got hold of ecstasy tablets is beyond me. Anyway, Mrs Johnson then took the two clapped out old teachers fountain pens out of their pockets, and planted them by Mr Bayliss's door so Mr Terry would find them.
A few minutes later, Mr Terry comes lolloping down the corridor, a wide grin on his face and wobbling from side to side. Obviously, he had been out behind the bikeshed smoking weed with the other drug addicted teachers, i.e, the whole of the teaching staff. Mr Terry stopped abruptly outside Mr Bayliss's office, looked down and spotted the fountain pens laying on the floor. Being a very clumsy old pensioner, he picked up the pen and managed to squirt ink right into his eye. He then walked, rather like an ape, into Mr Bayliss's office where he brutishly murdered the tired princepal.
After stabbing Mr Bayliss 50 odd times, Mr Terry got bored of trying to kill him with the now blunt fountain pens, so he picked up the knife Mr Bayliss used to cut up his apple, and slit the thilthy little princepals throat. With the dastly deed done, Mr Terry walked calmly out of the room carrying the blooded up pens with him.
Mrs Johnson was furious with him, he should have left the pens with the overdosed assistant princepals. So she took the pens from Mr Terry and walked back to the cross-eyed Mr Ward and Mr Smith. After planting the blood covered fountain pens back on the teachers, Mrs Johnson returned to Mr Terry to find him collapsed on the floor.
'Hmm…I always thought he was a clapped out old banger and was much to old and weak to keep himself upright, oh well. The deed is done and the Dude's dead. One brownie point to me!'
The blood that Mr Terry dripped all over the floor while taking the pens to Mrs Johnson, was then cleaning up by the cleaning staff, Jeff, Fred and Bob. The next day, the school celebrated the death of Mr Bayliss by watching a well known shakespearian film, called Macbeth.
THE END
Mr Bayliss as King Duncan
Mr Terry as Macbeth
Mrs Johnson as Lady Macbeth
Mr Smith and Mr Ward as the Kings gaurds.